google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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