I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It's just like the Real World with babies
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You dont lie about slip and slides
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
