Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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