your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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