what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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