People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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