Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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