the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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