Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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