Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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