I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Shame - the story of my life.
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