I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
