no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I fill condoms, not promises.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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