dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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