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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i should start naming my morning wood

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  great idea but wrong number

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (813): View more from Florida

  People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Have you heard yourself have sex?

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'm not THAT loud...

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  My neighbors filed a noise complaint.

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