Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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