I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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