Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Randomize
