@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
