I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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