Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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