Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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