She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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