i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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