you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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