So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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