it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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