At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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