eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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