I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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