I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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