So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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