im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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