jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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