Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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