I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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