i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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