Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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