I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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