Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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