absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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