i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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