If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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