Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have fence marks all over my body
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
