Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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