I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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