can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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