she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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