if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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