you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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