It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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