2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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