who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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