Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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