I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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Dicks are not precious.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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