i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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