How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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