Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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