i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
