I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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