im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I have so many feelings about this burrito
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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